On Twitter I regularly tweet the spam I get here on my blog. Sometimes I do a post about some of the weird search terms that have led people here as well. Sometimes I just think to myself, ‘They Google WHAT?!’
Perverted Disney – I wish I was making this crap up
deadly & sexy disney princess
megara breasts
“beauty and the beast” “sexy feather duster”
disney princess having sex
disney nala zombie
gaston’s stinky feet
Feminism – I’m so proud these people came to my blog
girl toughness – yeah, baby! More search terms like this.
Storytelling – Because it’s a writing blog, duh!
who is on the cover of bloodlines by richelle mead – that would be Sydney Sage, the protagonist.
Random – I… just…. I have no words.
pedantic prick – why do people keep coming back to this?!
ass bending – some new Avatar: The Last Airbender power?
afraid to kiss a girl – well, you should know that girls bite.
lord help me be the person my dog thinks i am – I suppose this is supposed to be some kind of inspiration, but really, how the heck did you reach my blog?
Lissa Bilyk 
That’s a little disturbing… I usually just get people Googling ‘ninjabread men’ and ‘Colonel Brandon Sense and Sensibility’, which leads them to my Alan Rickman post, which makes me happy!
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Ninjabread men? That is so awesome.
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They are pretty awesome. One of my friends bought me ninjabread men cookie cutters for my birthday. (Insert shameless self promotion here) See?: http://www.melbourneonmymind.com/2011/05/challenge-recipe-11-ninjabread-men.html
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Oh yes, I’ve seen them! I am so getting them for hubs. He’ll love them.
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I’m still laughing at “gaston’s stinky feet.” Lol. Sooo disgusting. That dog one at the end is funny, too. Exactly what answer were they hoping to find?
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I have no idea! I hope they found what they were looking for.
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Some people should not be allowed on google… today I’m one of them…. I’m soooooooooooooo tired
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