“Hard to be the Bard” from Something Rotten starring Christian Borle as Shakespeare

Sometimes I think a writer can relate just too well to what poor old Shakespeare went through!

you see what people just don’t understand
Is that writing’s demanding
It’s mentally challenging
and it’s a bore
It’s such a chore
To sit in a room by yourself

Oh my god, I just hate it!

And you’re trying to find
An opening line or a brilliant idea
And you’re pacing the floor
And hoping for just a bit of divine intervention

That one little nugget that one little spark
Then Eureka! You find it you’re ready to start
So now you can write, right? Wrong!
You’re not even close, you remember that damn it,
Your play’s gotta be in iambic pentameter!

So you write down a word but it’s not the right word,
So you try a new word but you hate the new word
And you need a good word but you can’t find the word
Oh where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it!

music and lyrics by Karey and Wayne Kirkpatrick

30 Day Disney Princess Challenge: Day 6

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Prettiest Princess

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I think the prettiest princess Disney ever drew was Princess Jasmine from Aladdin.

She’s got those amazing shaped, enormous brown eyes with perfect lashes that look like winged eyeliner, that flawless jet-black hair, her nose is adorable and her smile is to die for.

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When I was a child I wanted to wear my hair like hers. Alas, it was never long nor thick enough, and I quickly discovered that a low loose ponytail looks pretty stupid on me anyway.

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She’s even adorable when she’s mad, which surprisingly for a princess, happens quite often. She’s quite feisty.

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And of course how can I forget the amazing red slave costume where with a twitch of her hips (hips to waist ratio is like WHAAAT?) she convinces Jafar she’s in love with him. I love that killer high ponytail.

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I mean sure, she’s slender and petite and spends most of the film showing her belly button, but she’s drawn so well and I think she’s the prettiest princess.

 

30 Day Disney Princess Challenge: Day 4

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Day 4: Favourite SOng

Let It Go from Frozen.

I’m not even sorry.

Everything about this song is amazing.

It was originaly supposed to be the villain song. Imagine that! But it made Elsa too sympathetic, so they changed her entire character based on this song.

Idina Menzel, Elsa’s voice actor, already made a name for herself belting ballads such as Defying Gravity from Wicked.

The whole sequence is amazing, watching Elsa finally embracing her magical gift.

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